Archive for July, 2007


Celebrity Alter Egos

 
I have come to the conclusion that there are many celebrities in Hollywood and in the entertainment industry in general, who are masquerading as at least two different people!
   
 
Here is my list of celebrities who are using two or more identities, but are actually the same person!

 

Geoff Tate = Michael Keaton = Mark Miller
Reese Witherspoon = Shannon Kenny = Julia Stiles
Michael Jackson = Diana Ross
Megyn Price = Mira Sorvino
John Candy = John Madden
Maura Tierney = Daphne Zuniga
Denver Pyle = Donald Sutherland
Jack Noseworthy = Ron Howard
Samuel L. Jackson = Laurence Fishburne
Chris Rock = Chris Tucker = Eddie Griffin = Dave Chappelle
Montel Williams = Louis Gossett Jr.
Christopher Lee = Peter Cushing
Rachel Luttrell = Jennifer Lopez = Sallie Richardson
Bryan Brown = Michael Caine
Lisa Hartman Black = Jennifer Aniston
Bette Midler = Sara Jessica Parker
Ben Affleck = Ben Stiller
Teryl Rothery = Dawn Wells
Christian Slater = Jack Nicholson
Michael Ironside = Kurtwood Smith
Michelle Lee = Barbara Eden
Nancy Travis = Andie McDowell
Tobey McGuire = Topher Grace = Dave Foley
Dennis Leary = Willem Dafoe
Angie Harmon = Jordana Brewster
John Rhyes Davies = Sebastian Cabot
Seth Green = Jaime Kennedy
Rena Sofer = Amanda Peet
Michael Clarrke Duncan = Ving Rhames
Mary Hart = Faith Hill
Joe Rogan = Tony Danza
Bret Michaels = Vince Neil
Wynona Ryder = Lucas Haas
 
 
More will be added as I discover their alter-egos! 😛

SirJoey 

 

 
 
 
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Recently, I decided to re-paint my old aluminum-frame Raleigh bicycle. It’s a 1985, 12-speed road bike. A great old bike, & fairly high-tech back in the day, but pretty beat up, I decided I would paint & then re-build it as a giant 12-speed Sting-Ray, thus the name "StingRaycer". Inspired by an article posted on the "Instructables" website, I sat out on a journey that I ultimately found would be very difficult to complete, indeed!
 
Based on the author’s recommendation, I purchased a $9.00 can of "Jasco Paint & Epoxy Remover". Little did I realize that this would be only the first of many hard lessons that I would learn before my long & arduous journey would end! What follows is the series of articles that I posted on that same website, to warn others before they attempted this project, of the various pitfalls that may lie ahead, due largely to various EXPENSIVE, but LOW QUALITY products!
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POST #1:
To anyone thinking of undertaking this project, be forewarned. The "Jasco Paint & Epoxy Remover" doesn’t work on all types of paint! After 3 APPLICATIONS, my Raleigh still has about 25% of the paint left on it! TOTAL WASTED: $9.00!
 
I sanded on it today until my arms gave out & I’ve barely scratched the surface! It seems that the paint remover somehow reacted to the remaining paint, hardening it & making it even more difficult to sand off! This has turned into a nightmare of a project which will probably take a couple of hundred hours to complete!
 
I’m committed now, so I have no choice but to continue, but if I had known it would be like this, I never would have started it!
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POST #2:
Well, a couple of more days of work, MUCH sanding, & a total of 4 APPLICATIONS of the "Jasco Paint & Epoxy Remover", & I’ve FINALLY got the frame stripped & primered. Haven’t even started on the fork yet.
 
I’m trying out the Krylon X-Metals paint next. Kinda pricey too, at almost 5 bucks a can! With any luck, I’ll apply my base coat tomorrow. You’re supposed to apply the base coat over the primer, then the color paint within 1 hour, or wait 5 days! This stuff looks great on the cap, but who knows, eh? Stay tuned…
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POST #3:
Warning! Don’t buy the Krylon X-Metals paint! Another waste of money! Primer-$2.00, X-Metals base coat-$5.00, X-Metals paint-$5.00. TOTAL WASTED: $12.00!
 
Even after wet sanding the primer, allowing 24 hours drying time & following all directions exactly, the finish is equivalent to fine sandpaper! Very rough, no shine, uneven finish! And this stuff is SUPPOSED to have a vastly superior finish! In reality it’s VASTLY INFERIOR, but TWICE AS EXPENSIVE!!
 
Now I get to wait 5 days for the paint to cure (as recommended on the can), so I can wet sand it & go over it again with REGULAR paint, to get a decent, smooth, shiny finish. I’ve done MANY $4.00 paint jobs that came out MUCH, MUCH better! What a mess!
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